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dookie time 

To drop a stinky deuce while listening to Green Day's 1994 major label debut, Dookie. After finishing their dookie time, one should listen to Green Day's 1992 album, Kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.
Bro: "Yo dude, I gotta drop a brown trout, but I don't want to stop listening to Green Day."
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").

John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"
dookie time by Merriam Chubster February 27, 2013
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dookie time 

In jail, when an inmate throws his feces around a common area in order to lure guards in so that he may fight them.
You best cover yo head nigga - it's dookie time
dookie time by SpongerAtHeart January 13, 2008

dookie time 

verb: As used by the Amount Boyz or anyone in their crew, the time in which one feels the need to release excrement from their anus (see shitting taking a shit and the like)
That chineese food really did a number on my stomach - it's DOOKIE TIME!!!
dookie time by Christina December 17, 2003

doobie time 

1. time for the smoking or rolling of a doobie, (joint, marijuana cigarette).
2. time spent smoking said doobie.
I just got a bo of KB, you've got to try this, it's definately doobie time.
or:
I have to get ready for work...doobie time.
or:
Amanda: Is it doobie time yet?
Daniel: Not yet, I still have to break it up.
or:
My mom gets home from work at five thirty, we have about an hour of doobie time left.
doobie time by A. Mystery July 24, 2008
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