Dilf: Dads I’d Like to Fuck, a dilf is an attractive looking old(ish) man that has children and is someone you would like to fuck
Person 1: HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW THAT REALLY HOT ANIME CHARACTER KYOUSUKE HORIMIYA HE’S SUCH A DILF!
Person 2: IKR HE’S SO HOT! But he has kids, is married and is wayyyyy too old for us
Person 2: IKR HE’S SO HOT! But he has kids, is married and is wayyyyy too old for us
by Im dead bro stop talking to me July 9, 2022
Dilf: Dads I’d Like to Fuck, a dilf is an attractive looking old(ish) man that has children and is someone you would like to fuck
Person 1: HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW THAT REALLY HOT ANIME CHARACTER KYOUSUKE HORIMIYA HE’S SUCH A DILF!
Person 2: IKR HE’S SO HOT! But he has kids, is married and is wayyyyy too old for us
Person 2: IKR HE’S SO HOT! But he has kids, is married and is wayyyyy too old for us
by Im dead bro stop talking to me July 9, 2022
A dilf is Paul Olden, a sexy middle aged man who is sexually attractive to young girls. Paul Olden is rare its only found in Cape Paterson.
by RangaRangaDingDang December 5, 2018
DILF: Dad I would like to fuck. Probably buff or making attempts to be buff. Wears t-shirts one size too small, may or may not be tatted. Definitely drives an older model Land Rover. He has a baby mama but minimal drama. Typically well endowed. Is a kinky motherfucker.
by MILF Nikki June 20, 2021
person. 1: I may be a lesbian but mads mikkelsen
person 2: who?
person 1: mads mikkelsen. le chiffre from casino royale, nigel from the necessary death of charlie country man, and my personal favorite, hannibal lecter from hannibal (nbc)
person 2: oh, yeah I know him. what a dilf
person 2: who?
person 1: mads mikkelsen. le chiffre from casino royale, nigel from the necessary death of charlie country man, and my personal favorite, hannibal lecter from hannibal (nbc)
person 2: oh, yeah I know him. what a dilf
by dykeexcpetformadsmikkelsen April 29, 2021
by I’mampm May 6, 2023
Type of man who I find attractive because they compensate for the lack of a father figure throughout my life.
Also I love big hot man tiddies. #slay
Also I love big hot man tiddies. #slay
“Oh man look at that dilf’s massive honkers, those are some voluptuous boobies indeed. I sure hope they don’t fall directly into my face. That would just be awful.”
by iheartdilfs😩 December 13, 2021