1) Dailing Under the Influence
2) Driving Under the Influence
1) 'Man I was so drunk last night I phoned my Ex and started talking dirty. Well thats what u get when you D.U.I, ay?'
2) 'Fucken Cops got me last night for D.U.I. Guess I had one to many, ay?'
by Lou October 6, 2004
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Dialing under the influence. When you check your cell phone after a big night of drinking to find you’ve called all the wrong people.
You've D.U.I'd your ex, her mother, bestfriend, whoever you really would not call when your sober.
by brcic September 2, 2008
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When something tragic in your life happens and you decide to get wasted and think suicidal thoughts thus inducing you to drive and kill yourself

Don't recommend suicide but if you are this is the way to go dying a hero
i can't belive that my girlfriend dumped me i think im gonna pull a D.U.I Suicide
by Suicidal Alcazar August 10, 2009
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