Cunt beard

When hair is the same colour as the hair down below. When you don't shave and it grows down your thighs

Dirty Hairy lesbians, my hair is the same colour as my hairy cunt beard

by finkyfoo January 17, 2010

cuntboard

Usually found in urban bar and club settings, cuntboards are females whom are used as dart boards for entertainment.

I'm so fucking bored... can we use yo' bloody old lady as a cuntboard again?

by Christian Bale March 19, 2003

cuntbear

a super cunt to the extremest

that bitch is a super cuntbear

by Axel Peralta October 20, 2007

cuntbeard

from the noun cunt and beard it describes one of genital who really takes the biscuit when it comes to abundant tufts.

"Oi, you, cuntbeard, you truly are a beardy cunt, aren't you?"

"You know the type, a real cuntbeard"

by Lord Herrington August 10, 2007

cuntblard

A person who not only is a cunt, tries to talk ghetto but just sounds like a retard

Mike: "Hey buddy, have you seen Phil recently"?

Tom: Nah mate he's a right cuntblard

by MikeyE3000 September 27, 2012