Cumberland sausage 

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

Cumberland sausage by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014

Cumberland Sausage 

A type of sausage. The good sausage (not as good as Richmond) although it is still pretty decent. Demolished by ones self and the YouTube sensation himself, Callum’s Corner

This Cumberland Sausage is class

Cumberland Sausage by Pilot was a loaf of bread August 4, 2019

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo 

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018

Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

This is where a man uses his sausage to cum over another man's sausage. It is then taken around the town so that other villagers may taste it! This local delicacy and tradition is done quarterly and usually by those who have just started puberty.

Bob: Ooargh, you've got my sausage now give it to the Reverend and let him have the taste of the sperm
Ian: I love the Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage by 69MikeOxlong69 May 6, 2011