Cum chess 

You play a full game of chess while masturbating, if you cum before the match has ended you auto resign. Unless you manage to knock over the enemy king with your ejaculate. The person that loses the match has drink the winners cum and will not be allowed to finish / cum.

Yesterday I played cum chess with your dad, it was pretty fun.
Did you hear about John he had to drink Nick's cum after losing a game of chess.
AAAhhueeem I got blue balled after losing chess yesterday.

Cum chess by ChessConnoisseur January 10, 2021

British Cum Cheese

When you have the most intense masturbation session and have the white sticky substance get stuck in the foreskin and you scream like an ole’ british chap

BLOODY FUCK HAROLD! I just had the most INSANE British Cum Cheese incident!

British Cum Cheese by CumCheese69 July 1, 2019

British cum cheese

When you’re stroking your cock and cum gets stuck in your foreskin due to sloppy masturbation and you can’t get it out so you scream like a Brit.

Yo dude... last night I had a British cum cheese, I don’t really wanna talk about it...

British cum cheese by iEatEuropeans July 1, 2019

cum cheese 

marcus' breath. hardened cum. looks and smells like cheese. Jews dont get it, (no 4skin).

V.mate your breath smells like cum cheese

M. is it?

V. yeah

M. oh i had a cock in my mouth.

cum cheese by jayjayjaym March 4, 2008

Cum Cheese 

my little brothers favorite food; cheese made up of moldy semen

"That boy has cum cheese in his rear!"
-or-
"Mommy,you left your cum cheese between my teeth!"

Cum Cheese by Oklahoma from Arkansas June 3, 2003

curdled cum cheese 

when waking up after a night of fucking and u have sum dryed up cum inbetween your foreskin

is that Curdled Cum Cheese on your cock HAHAHA

curdled cum cheese by Cheeko Marico Sanchaz January 21, 2009

cottage cheese cum 

The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.

I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.

cottage cheese cum by Natrone Means Business March 30, 2007