Cum Sprinkler
Cum Sprinkler by My mom Is a Ho Bag April 17, 2011
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cum sprinkler
When you tell a guy that you will suck him off but not to cum in your mouth but he decides to do it anyway you look up at him with a smile and spit spray all of his cum on him
I told him not to cum in my mouth cause i had a sick stomach from drinking to much.. but he came in my mouth anyways and i was pissed so i became a cum sprinkler
cum sprinkler by agentjrt January 3, 2016
Cum Sprinkler
When you see chick that is so hot, you cum on site. the cum is so strong, it goes all over the place similar to that of a chick chick water sprinkler.
Rich: Sorry about cumming all over your yard Eric, but that chick jogging down the street was just so hot!
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.
Cum Sprinkler by RiddyTX June 25, 2015
Cum Sprinkles
1. Guy: So, do you have any kinks?
Girl: Well, I love it when I get cum sprinkles on my face.
2. Guy 1: Are you pumped for the new Star Wars film?
Guy 2: Definitely! That shit's gonna be the cum sprinkles!
Girl: Well, I love it when I get cum sprinkles on my face.
2. Guy 1: Are you pumped for the new Star Wars film?
Guy 2: Definitely! That shit's gonna be the cum sprinkles!
Cum Sprinkles by Betty? June 4, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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