culo cagao

Culo cagao is literally a shitty ass. Someone who hasn't even learned how to wipe their ass yet. It describes a person with lack of experience.

That bitch looks good as hell pero es un culo cagao, too young.

by Jose Luis Lopez September 1, 2006

culo cagao face

The condition of resting duckface on a person who believes themselves better than others. Someone who looks as if he/she is constantly smelling a fart in their immediate vicinity. Que como to' le 'pe'ta.

Yo, can I be real? That lady with the culo cagao face me cai como un purgante.

by elprofe316 January 27, 2017