Ted Cruz’s father 

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.

“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”

Ted Cruz’s father by TK2000 October 29, 2023

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Horoscope For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats 

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Horoscope For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Horoscope For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Horoscope For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Eros, Pathos, Logos For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats 

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Eros, Pathos, Logos For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Eros, Pathos, Logos For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Eros, Pathos, Logos For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And Tarot Cards For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats 

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And Tarot Cards For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And Tarot Cards For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And Tarot Cards For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats 

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Ted Cruz syndrome 

Temporary abandonment of constituents; increased hatred of American troops; Head permanently stuck up Trump’s ass; retweeting Russian propaganda; moral deficiency; looking like Fidel Castro but much much more of a beta cuck.

Wow, Trump called that man’s wife ugly AF and the man thanked him by giving him a rim job. He totally has Ted Cruz syndrome.

Ted Cruz syndrome by Everyone hates Ted Cruz May 21, 2021

Santa Cruz Slurpy 

Licking semen from your hand after giving a handjob in public.

Bro 1: Yo did you hear about Kelly's Santa Cruz Slurpy?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I saw her lick her hand right after sitting under a blanket with Blake!

Santa Cruz Slurpy by CSBoi October 24, 2016