Crusoe is a crippity crisp with blonde hair. He has floofa hair that is always floofy. He has hamester cheeks he's also really salty and wont get over that time we accidently didnt invite him but he got noodles as sorry so sorry crusoe he's also not listening as we read this amazing definition we made for him. overall, he's pretty swaggy.
by Tilly cool person April 29, 2021
by Adam December 21, 2003
A famous opera tenor who got shipwrecked on a deserted island and lived to "sing his song" about it.
It's amazing dat Enrico Crusoe maintained his awesome voice after all dat he went through to survive those many years on a tiny tropical atoll.
by QuacksO June 25, 2023