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Crunchy Taco 

A woman who has an aggressive, unfriendly, or "crunchy" personality.
Damn, that girl was a crunchy taco.
Crunchy Taco by mauna_lani August 13, 2010

Crunchy Taco 

A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.

Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.
Hey Steve what did you do last night?

“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”
Crunchy Taco by Janine LaSalle February 4, 2018

crunchy taco 

Step:1
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.
I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.
crunchy taco by sloppytaco007 December 27, 2007

Crunchy Taco 

When a womans clitoris is very dry its like a crunchy taco shell
Joe: “aye man you hooked up with that girl right?”

Jason: “Yeah man but she had that crunchy taco.”
Crunchy Taco by Snapeballs February 25, 2019

Taco Crunch 

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.
That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch
Taco Crunch by TheBeesKnee January 7, 2012

Taco Crunch 

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina
Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.
Taco Crunch by Dave-Kort October 18, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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