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Crown's Disease

A medical malady where the sufferer constantly has feces nearly protruding from the anus. The poo has yet to be "pinched off" or broken away from the remainder of the turd still inside the rectum. Some call this condition "turtle heading" or simply "crowning" (a reference to the birth process). Much research has gone in to curing this terrible disease but as of now only symptoms can be treated. Such treatments include adult diapers, stool hardeners and stool softeners.
Crown's Disease can effect both undergarment and odor masking budgets for any and all sufferers.

Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.

Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?
by The Original Slim Bavis January 8, 2009
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Crown's Disease

A medical malady where the sufferer constantly has feces nearly protruding from the anus. The poo has yet to be "pinched off" or broken away from the remainder of the turd still inside the rectum. Some call this condition "turtle heading" or simply "crowning" (a reference to the birth process). Much research has gone in to curing this terrible disease but as of now only symptoms can be treated. Such treatments include adult diapers, stool hardeners and stool softeners.
Crown's Disease can effect both undergarment and odor masking budgets for any and all sufferers.

Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.

Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?
by The Original Slim Bavis January 8, 2009
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Prince's Crown

The foreskin of an uncircumsized penis that is thick, fleshy and uneven.
Monica loves sucking her boyfriend Rico's cock after she pulls back his Prince's Crown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
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Queen's Crown

N. the "crown" like shape in a woman's hair after ejaculating on her hair.
Man1: how did last night go with that slutty drunk chick?
Man2: great i gave that bitch a queen's crown.
by pdev July 31, 2012
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Emperor’s Crown

The act of taking your girl and sticking your head into her vagina and then wearing her on your head as a crown
Last night, my girl and I decided to try an Emperor’s Crown, and I think my neck is a little sore
by Dead Lord 999 February 8, 2020
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Wanker's Crown

Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.
"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020
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Poseidon's Crown

When one licks the anus of another individual in a large body of water, whilst that individual is crowning.
We were in Lake St. Clair when she gave me the good ol' Poseidon's Crown!
by The man down under March 19, 2019
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