rockford spot

Parking your car in the perfect parking space.

When I went to the store I parked in a Rockford Spot.

by SchaiDog April 20, 2016

crockford

An expert in the field of javascript. Also known as a javascript God.

Hey kevin! You are such a "crockford!"

by nullisnotundefined April 15, 2011

Rockford High School

A place where 99.99% of the kids are white. You either vape, are involved with a sport or you have over a 4.0 GPA. 90% of funds go to The Football Team.

Oh you go to Rockford High School, what sport do you play?

by Lmaopp May 7, 2021

crockford

the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls

dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy

ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night

by gc2008 March 20, 2008

[Kalven Crockford]

(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.

You are such a Kalven Crockford

by Deejay2260 October 16, 2008

crockford

The act of passing out in a pile of your own piss and vomit - often in toilter cubicles, but not location specific.

Tim did another crockford last night.

by aps2008 March 19, 2008