cricklet

in Kirksville MO's society, a young/baby cricker.

Word originated from Ponderosa employees who hate tuesday nights because its kid night and all the crickers would bring in their cricklets and let them run wild all over the store.

Cricklets can result from two crickers hooking up or one cricker and one normal person or even two normal people.

Scientists arent sure but they believe that cricklets result in a malfunction in the human sperm, also known as bad baby batter.

Man it's cricklet night at Pondo again!
Look at that little cricklet.
That cricklet just bit me!

by dbanner January 23, 2009

cricklet

children of shit crickers

How many cricklets did those shit crickers have? Look at those cricklets playing outside that trailer.

by gryffin March 27, 2013

Cricklewood

Area of NW London with a lot of character, that's on the up.

Cricklewood is getting cooler by the day.

by .l May 9, 2014

Rickety Cricket

A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.

Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."

by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009

Silent Cricket

When double teaming a woman, the two penises rub against each other vigorously but both men secretly enjoy it while never speaking of it.

Chris and Kyle were going to town on Tonia but neither would admit that the Silent Cricket was just as enjoyable.

by Chubbalove33 January 14, 2020

they gave me crickets

It's a slang phrase that means "No response", sometimes used by just typing the cricket emoji "🦗".

Keemstar tweeted out: "Jake Paul is a bitch"
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!

by Maldox July 1, 2019

not cricket

Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.

Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.

dude 1: My wife cheated on me with like six other men. :(
dude 2: That's just not cricket man! :S

by Bad wolf chesslover January 4, 2009