He was crap on ice!
She had become crap on ice.
The abuse turned him into crap on ice and he kept on being the victim.
She had become crap on ice.
The abuse turned him into crap on ice and he kept on being the victim.
by Marie2 February 27, 2006
1. Describing a situation that means that whatever happened doen't just suck, it could freeze and stay that way for a long time.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.
"Crap on ice! she just cut his dick and balls off!"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"
by Yuv March 19, 2005
a derogitory term used against a group of Yetis in Futurama: Benders Big Score; also applies to people or ethnicities who live in colder climates.
by Codename Makoto October 15, 2010