A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.
The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.
by thibodeaux June 9, 2003
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Insatiable need to consume your passions. Someone who gets really into things, alot of things and is up all night doing these things and then adds more things to do.
I am a crack monster, I ride my bide all hours, play paintball, go rock climbing
by NYC_loki July 12, 2004
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A serial killer crack monster is somebody who films their self killing someone or there self and posted on the Internet
Yeah I heard he posted it on the Internet he must be a serial killer crack monster
by Rose Beausoleil June 9, 2021
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The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."
Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.
by psychobunny January 8, 2009
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after a long night of drinking and waking up to a fat and ugly chick in your bed and the smell of queefs around you and pubes sprinkled all over the place
I went to the beach and there were all fat and dirty bitches with their pubes hanging out while queef crack bikini monstering their way around the beach like its their day to day job while thinking they own the place
by davy likes penis April 11, 2010
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