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Katie Couric-ing
Pelof: What was your girlfriend doing last night?
Man 2: I don't want to talk about it
Pelof: Yo Biatch, dont be such a Jewish Vin Disel!
Man 2: You're right, she was Katie Couric-ing all night
Pelof: That's rough ;)
Man 2: I don't want to talk about it
Pelof: Yo Biatch, dont be such a Jewish Vin Disel!
Man 2: You're right, she was Katie Couric-ing all night
Pelof: That's rough ;)
Katie Couric-ing by Sexy Kitten oles August 13, 2011
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Katie Couric
Katie Couric by teapotme January 8, 2011
Couric
The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.
me: damn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i'm gonna wait till the plane lands.
friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs?
me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics.
friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester?
friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs?
me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics.
friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester?
Katie Couric
A short fat old midgit woman who gives the news on NBC. Actually, they fired her butt and she now works for one of the other networks. She thinks it is cute to act like a perky dense teenybopper even though she is older than dinosaur shit.
Katie Couric by Nancy H. Hollingsworth July 28, 2010
Couric
the standard unit of measure for crap, doo doo, feces, etc....from Katie Couric; it is noted that one Katie Couric is 2 and half pounds of excrement.
Couric
A unit of measure for fecal matter. One Katie Couric is equal to approximately two and a half pounds of excrement. (From South Park season 11, episode 9.)
1. Randy Marsh took a crap weighing 8.6 courics, beating the previous world record of 7.5 courics.
2. Oh man, I feel so much better now, that crap felt like it was 2 or 3 courics!
2. Oh man, I feel so much better now, that crap felt like it was 2 or 3 courics!