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Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns
Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Have you told your girlfriend to try poppers? Apparently they make her want to take it up the council!
by Baldrick March 28, 2005
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Rhyming slang for shitter which is used to describe an arse.
<Baz>Hey Anik, that guy takes it right up the council gritter
<Anik>damn right!
by -|s31|-Baz May 02, 2005
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