by AdrianIsFunny November 13, 2022
Cortland Ohio
A nice little town located next to a lake that smells like feces and is named after what engulfs the whole area: mosquitoes.
The mosquitoes are so bad in Cortland, residents are usually fatigued and pale from extreme blood loss. If you don't have a small business ran out of your home, you are not a true Cortland, Ohio native.
Cons: it's boring as hell here.
Pros: it isn't Warren.
A nice little town located next to a lake that smells like feces and is named after what engulfs the whole area: mosquitoes.
The mosquitoes are so bad in Cortland, residents are usually fatigued and pale from extreme blood loss. If you don't have a small business ran out of your home, you are not a true Cortland, Ohio native.
Cons: it's boring as hell here.
Pros: it isn't Warren.
by Scribbleyfartbox August 17, 2018
by iluvtunasalad October 15, 2020
Cortland is the absolute fucking best no questions asked. Just an absolute 10000/10 human being. Insanely attractive, awesome, sweet, and just the fucking shit. End of story 🙏🏼
by expert19999995 November 23, 2021
by expert19999995 November 23, 2021