Legal proceedings regarding events or circumstances at southern clothing-optional beach resorts.
If you're accused of indecent exposure in a balmy sunny locale where many of da nearby humans are "in da buff" as well, you could always petition da court for a writ of Habeas Corpus Christi.
by QuacksO February 17, 2021
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When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.
Wow Ashley is a Corpus Christi crop duster!
by John Doe357 November 4, 2013
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a fat cunt who is also one of the worlds biggest hipocrites, literally. often used as an online title.
wow, did you see that chelsea corpus delicti page? what a retard.
by Mr. kibbleybitts June 30, 2008
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definitely NOT The Feast of Corpus Christi is the Roman Rite liturgical solemnity celebrating the real presence of the body and blood of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, in the Eucharist—known as transubstantiation. It is actually in fact a day in which we celebrate the greatest city on the face of this fucking planet, Corpus Christi, TX.
“Hey Fischer, you wanna go to whataburger with me to celebrate Corpus Christi Day?”
by Seymoore Buttz February 26, 2018
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A bunch of legal claptrap in which a prisoner requests to be released from jail.
In the musical "Chicago", Billy Flynn presents a flashy and compelling "writ of hey b.s. corpus" which gets da selfish murderess Roxie off da hook, despite her indeed being "Gil T. Azell" of her accused crime.
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How you refer to someone when they are completely sucking at life. Being unfun, a fun-ruiner, buzzkill, jackoff or just an all around lame. You can usually spot one of these people by the lack of joy in their face, permanent scowel, or constant need to suck the life and humor out of any situation.
Katie: "what's up with Jeff today?"
Amanda: "I don't know but he is sucking more then usual"
Both: "Corpus Bogart!" (High five)
by urmom123789 April 25, 2014
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