A guy who has mood swings worst than a womans. Usually tends to have a microscopic dick. He thinks hes black and he isnt. His best friend is his tight jeans. Likes to screw the same sex. Cannibal for sure. Although he only eats guys. This name is also a slang cockney word for "Penis" A.K.A a mans "sack". Also a girls name, as well as a body. He tends to jack off in front of his mother, as well as his dog. He has made out with his sister because hes a man whore. =D
Wayne: John is such a corey!
Shelly: Is that even possible anymore?
Wayne: Oh yes.
by M&A PRODUCTIONS July 11, 2008
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1. The act of receiving self satisfaction while looking at yourself in the mirror.
2. Your physical peak, the other definition of Manly, or just being possibly the greatest human being who has ever lived.
3. One who can Perform an "ass-clap".
1. "Aaah I woke up this morning, went to the bathroom and nearly Corey'd!"
2. Masculine, great, all powerful.
Person 1."Chuck Norris is such a hunk..."
Person 2."He's such a Corey"
3. He must be a Corey for being able to do something as sexy as an ass-clap.
by Hardcorey April 28, 2008
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A form of mucus that slowly crawls up your leg so it can chew on your balls.
Man 1: Man, my balls itch like crazy.
Man 2: It must be a Corey.
by twiddle-diddles June 12, 2012
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Corey is the most amazing guy in the world. He chooses to put others first before himself because he want everyone to be happy before he gets anything he wants. He is very sweet but can also be very sexy. He knows how to do what he knows how to do;) Corey tends to be in love with people who's name start with "ME....." He loves to love and he loves to be loved. Corey is the most wonderful guy in the world. He knows how to make is girlfriend/fiancé/wife know that they are worth it and wonderful and his only. He can be very jealous but only for the person he loves. He tends to keep his feelings to himself to protect the person he loves. sometimes, he lies to protect her too.. When corey loves someone he devotes all of his love to her. Any girl that has Corey, is very lucky!
You have Corey? Dang I wish I had a Corey.
by Truth_of_it_all December 25, 2016
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One of the most caring guys you're ever met. Someone you would love to hold onto for the rest of your life. He'll never know how important he is in your life. He's someone you consider a friend, a best friend, and an amazing man. He's lovable, caring, and deserves be told he's beautiful everyday <3
Corey is a beautiful person, I really think he's amazing
by johnnyappleseed102939 June 1, 2012
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The only men alive who actually live up to the word "stupid" are all named Corey. They are well known for shriveled, gross penises (if one is present to begin with) and thus suffer from terrible NDS, or Napoleon Dick Syndrome. Coreys make small children and senior citizens cry when they walk the streets.
"Holy shit, was is THAT?!" -Beth
"It looks an awful lot like a...a Corey." -Tyler
"I'm going to have nightmares for a month." -Beth
by humbleol'me January 21, 2012
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Omg why does corey love thighs so much

idk I guess he just does
by Kaylen! October 8, 2020
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