A disease causing lack of knowledge; symptoms include stunted growth and advanced usage of the word nigga
by Lord of the coons August 16, 2017
by Racistboy123 April 25, 2021
“My boss has me cooned out, he is making me work overtime with no pay.”
“My car is cooning me out today, the alternator died.”
“My buddy is dicking down my girl behind my back, he cooned me out.”
“My car is cooning me out today, the alternator died.”
“My buddy is dicking down my girl behind my back, he cooned me out.”
by Finna dive in it November 20, 2020
During the slave trade weapons may be used towards disobeying black slaves. If a black slave refused to work the will be punished with a weapon, this was called a coon cannon.
I swear to fucking god Tyrone if you don’t start picking that pissing cotton up I’ll whip out me fuckin massive Dong slap ye with it an then blow ye bastard head off with a coon cannon.
by Wet wipe April 17, 2019
A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing
Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
by ProfessorsAccount February 8, 2022
A Coon Head is a dark skinned nigga with who has the most nappy head. A head so nappy it's compared to no other a head so nappy that their thoughts get trapped inside A HEAD SO NAPPY THAT BIRDS BUILD NEST INSIDE
Nigga #1: DAMMMMMN TYRONE YOU LOOK LIKE THE AVERAGE COON HEAD
Tyrone: NIGGA RELAX DON'T LET THE HOES SEE GET ME PIK
BIRDS: CAW CAW TYRONE KEEP THAT NAPPY HEAD OF YOURS SO I CAN FATHER MY CHILDREN
Tyrone: NIGGA RELAX DON'T LET THE HOES SEE GET ME PIK
BIRDS: CAW CAW TYRONE KEEP THAT NAPPY HEAD OF YOURS SO I CAN FATHER MY CHILDREN
by KEEP DEM COONS AWAY 226 May 4, 2023
by Xizjhcabg June 28, 2023