Convenient Christians 

Convenient Christians are in that ever so broad group of God-worshipping hypocrit monkeys, who at any opportunity without fail break a multitude of commandments, whenever it so happens to aid their life.

These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.

I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.

This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.

John: Ummm, Jane, why did you get completely drug-fucked and then have unprotected sex with that married man?

Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...

John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?

Convenient Christians by Two Guns February 26, 2010

convenience Christian 

A person who claims the highest moral and ethical expectations of others, due specifically to their “strong Christian values”, while supporting people/political parties who commit sexual/humanitarian/financial/ethical crimes.

Extremely quick to judge others, while expecting to never be judged themselves, they are often living in direct conflict with the religious beliefs they claim to have.

Regularly able apply religious beliefs in whatever way most conveniently fits their argument, hiding behind their religion as needed.

No matter how disgusting or immoral the Republicans behave, convenience Christians can always justify or ignore their actions, mostly due to their shared common hatred of Liberals, minorities, immigrants and the LGBTQ community.

convenience Christian by tibbidoe March 10, 2019