1. Look at the ass on that waitress! She's definitely getting a nice congratulations tip.
2. That waiter is so ugly. Give him 50 cents for a congratulations tip.
2. That waiter is so ugly. Give him 50 cents for a congratulations tip.
by The-Enigmatic-One November 7, 2010
I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot
by BagOfGroceries March 21, 2018
When a female reaches her climax, releasing clear fluid from her vagina. At this point, the female will start celebrating, as her partner was able to make her orgasm.
by iiRazor June 4, 2018
A statement of mock praise. A sarcastic compliment. Recognition of an achievement that was easily accomplished.
Congratulations nation on passing your accounting class, everyone student in the class was given a passing grade. Beating the lowly Detroit Lions in 2008 could be considered a congratulations nation NFL victory.
by Bobby Jigz July 8, 2009
Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)
Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!
Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!
Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!
by Siorse House December 23, 2005
When someone celebrates a windfall or personal accomplishment prematurely and it ends up failing or blowing up in their face. Similar to Premature Ejaculation.
Man 1: "Did you hear about Rick? He had to return that new Mercedes he bought after the Newark deal he thought he closed fell through"
Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."
Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."
by LEBRON IN DA HOUSE June 9, 2009
The ultimate insult to your intelligence on the internet.
At best, you've won nothing but an annoying pop-up ad. At worst, if you actually fall for it, you might have just won yourself a virus. Either way, you're not getting that expensive prize you were promised.
At best, you've won nothing but an annoying pop-up ad. At worst, if you actually fall for it, you might have just won yourself a virus. Either way, you're not getting that expensive prize you were promised.
by Ima Linguist February 21, 2023