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Conlin, Conlan , Conlen 

A person named Conlin, Conlan or Conlen is 'The Guy' . He is tight with all the girls and pulls out charm when needed. Hard to resist he is popular and a party animal. He is smart. He is good at everything, especially sports. Definitely, a guy to be around.
Man, look at (conlin, conlan , conlen)! How does he do it!
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Conlins are rare. They are popular and incredible athletes while maintaining a gentleman's image. A lucky breed, Conlins usually have Irish blood. With successful careers and deep pockets, Conlins are a great catch. They enjoy the finer things in life while remaining charitable and humble. The mother of a Conlin is a very lucky woman for she will be well taken care of and loved. If you know a Conlin, you are hanging around the right people.
I think Conlin is the coolest guy I know.
Conlin by Princess consuela June 21, 2014

The Conlin 

He sells crack at your local Walmart and has probably stabbed everyone you know watch out because he will come for you if you rip him off in a drug deal he is also Irish. A downside is he eats poop so yea. But he is also SUPER HAWT
The conlin is so cool. I am date conlin because he hawt

Conlin Rent Unit 

A unit of measure for currency related to rent. This unit is similar to how rent-controlled New York determines value but is a special measurement of success based on someone's proclaimed expenses, as a sign of importance or hierarchy in society.

Generally set at $1000
The more I pay for rent, the lower other expenses relatively become.

I pay $1000 for rent and that hamburger costs $11, that is like .011 Conlin Rent Units (CRU).

I can't afford that, its 2.2 CRU, or $2200

I pay nothing for rent, so my CRU is 0.
Someone who is very lazy but somehow beats everyone in every aspect of life. Has an abnormally small scrodum, but gigantic balls. But dont worry, the mighty coklin's sex skills are through the roof because he is a nguyener!
A Coklin :
Doesnt drink beer, but beats everybody in beer pong.

Has a v-card, but is better in bed than you.

Never works out, but has a better body than you.

Small dick, wears a magnum

Work? next godfather of the US
Coklin by KingWillie September 15, 2011

finn conlin 

a man who generally thinks of himself to be a man with balls yet he does not have size but he does have the figurative balls
you can find the average finn conlin inflating his pants to give certain "impressions"
finn conlin by datannoyingguy November 14, 2013

dirty coklin 

When you stick an egg roll on your dick, masturbate, and then serve it at your grandmothers birthday party.
Granny didn’t like her egg rollI wonder if Kyle dirty Coklin’d the egg rolls again.
dirty coklin by Wordsmith_smith April 22, 2023