cold cream

When you ejaculate inside a girl or guys butthole but is ice cold. It’s pretty much a cold cream pie honestly.

Mmmmm hit me with some cold cream daddy UHHHH.

by The Crimson Tampon January 18, 2018

cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021

cold cream kitty

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.

I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.

by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023

cold bone creamery

The act of fellatiating with the subject's favorite ice cream sundae ingredients already in the mouth. Resulting in a delicious, yet customized mess upon ejaculate completion.

Her cold bone creamery was cold, but tasty and worth it!

by SkeeterSquat January 10, 2016

cold stone creamery

The best ice cream store ever. You can order whatever you want and they will mix your ice cream flavor with whatever candy, fruits or nuts you want to make the only real "custom ice cream".

Lets go to Cold Stone Creamery tonight and get great fucking ice cream.

by Jmagnus November 1, 2007

Cold Stone Creamery

A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.

My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.

by kongbongokcool April 29, 2020

Cold Stone Creamery

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.

"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"

by Carl H. October 4, 2006