Colbert Nation

Noun, Colbert Nation is a cult run by Stephen Colbert, the son of god and our savior.

Are your going to the Colbert Nation weekend camp?

by Kosher Boy May 3, 2008

Colbert Nation

An unstoppable force of humans and reptilians joined to carry out the commands of Stephen Colbert.

Q: Which group is stronger: The Borg from Star Trek or the Colbert Nation?

A: Colbert Nation

by The Nye Guy March 31, 2009

Colbert Nation

The greatest nation that god has given to mankind and mancruel.

Colbert Nation is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.

by colbertnationrulezforever February 11, 2010

Colbert's Nation

First, you slap-chop a mixture of cheeseburger, garbage and croc sandals while a group of illegal Mexican immigrants lick your butt hole. Then you lube yourself with said mixture and begin to forcefully insert yourself into a cardboard cutout of Ryan Seacrest. All the while listening to Reba McEntire's album "The Last One to Know".

Last night, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. So after crying during American Idol I completed Colbert's Nation.

by neb lkware February 9, 2010

Colbert nationalist

An individual member of the Colbert Nation, a group of people enthralled by their Rasputinesque leader Stephen Colbert. Willing to do any number of stunts on the Internet for the pleasure of their mesmerizing leader.

Hey, look! A bunch of Colbert nationalists just spammed UrbanDictionary trying to redefine "Canada's history" as an obscene sex act because Stephen told them to! AWESOMESAUCE. I'll join them!

by mswyrr February 5, 2010