Cohen Butcher

Let me paint the picture. Cohen is pale-skinned, has blonde hair styled in a buzz cut, has blue eyes, about 5"4, plays soccer, watches anime, plays video games (Fortnite, Rocket League, etc.), and goes to bed at 6 am and gets to school at 9. The result of this activity causes him to do 1-second blinks, have bags under his eyes, small pp, and no girlfriends. His grades at school are C's-D's with the occasional A for mathematics if he can manage to hand in the assignment. Cohen sits next to the teacher in every class due to his poor behavior. The planning room has been issued nearly 20 times ( a form of school punishment which is considered shameful if you go there.) Not to mention the dent he has in his head from wearing his gamer headset for too long. No lie, he has a dent believe it or not.Roughly every bone in his body has been broken. Off the top of my head I can list:
Toes
Ankle
Wrist
Shoulder
Fingers
Pathetic human being but has a nice mum that I spend most of my nights with so that's good.
Also, where's your bus pass?

Guy1: Ow my bones dude I need to go to the hospital!
Guy2: Are you serious right now don't be a Cohen Butcher

by marzy_ August 20, 2021