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Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS
by dictionary sire February 4, 2010
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