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When hot girls yell "cobra!" drunk guy will run into the room and bust his ass attempting to see hot lesbian action.
by runningweasel March 13, 2010
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A sexual position that is only attempted by the bravest men with iron-clad stomachs.

1. Get a girl from the club/party/kickback/hoedown/hootnanny to take you back to her house.
2. Convince her to let you fuck her in the ass.
3. Also convince her you can't get her pregnant from spelunking in her poop chute so you won't need a condom.
4. Fuck her until you cum right in her ass. And before she realizes whats going on you'll need to muster up all your constitutions and suck your own cum out of her ass.
5. When she turns around to see what all the hubbub was about, spit the jizz right in her eyes and yell "COBRA!"
6. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO WANT TO KILL YOU.
Kyle-"Hey dude why is that chick walking over here looking like shes going to kill someone."
Jeremy-"Holy Shit thats the girl that I gave a COBRA to last night."
Kyle-"Holy cockass we've gotta get you the fuck out of here!"
by henchogreezy November 25, 2010
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The Art where by a female urinates standing up. The Cobra is preformed when the female uses her index and middle finger resembling "fangs" to stretch back the labia and take aim. Thrusting pelvis is common and highly recommended.
From the front view you can see the true resemblance of the Cobra.....
Zayne: "Shit Jenny you should probably thrust your pelvis when you Cobra because your are pissing all over your leg"
by Beeeeman January 15, 2014
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A massive, dark-skinned cock (usually black or latino).
Wow - I sucked an awesome latino cobra this afternoon at the gloryhole in the university library bathroom! Mmm-mmm good!
by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004
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When a person goes psycho, throws major bitch fits and ends up looking like a total jackass.
Ugly Ray went cobra at work and now everyone hates him and wants to kick his back stabbing ass.
by butterbutt October 08, 2006
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*A slang term referring to a man's penis.

*The main enemy of the GI Joe storyline; a heavily-armed, highly-trained, highly-disciplined, ruthless terrorist organization, operating under the guise of various civilian firms, whose ultimate goal is world domination. Their leader is Cobra Commander.

*The Boss's unit in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater, consisting of The Pain, The Fury, The Fear, The Sorrow, and The End. Considered by many to be very unoriginal on KCEJ's part.
"Cobraaaaaaaa!!"
-battle-cry of the Cobra unit in GI Joe.
by Dave September 28, 2004
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