coach mac

likes harry potter. eats the wrong kind of pizza and teaches about dead people. probably will give you covid

“did coach mac cough today?”
“yeah, let’s kill him!!”

by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020

coach big mac

fine ass man but a bitch at the same time

coach Big Mac is cute but a dough

by ms kbk April 18, 2017

couch machine

The term used for an old couch that one has attached wheels to and uses for transportation and/or racing.
couch machine's are not common, however the few groups of people producing them are extremely compettitive and are very serious about the "sport"

Guy1: Hey man guess what me an rob are doing this weekend.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: Meeting Jusitn and Cody at the hill with the couch machine we built yesterday...gonna be sickk

by it-was-our-idea-first October 20, 2009

macramed to the couch

verb. Extremely intoxicated or high to the point of non-movement.

After smoking an ounce of weed, John was macramed to the couch for eight hours.

by Webster1988 September 23, 2008