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Club Card

In the states of California and Oregon, and maybe one or two others, Legal medical marijuana can be purchased from a cannabis club with this card. The card is obtained by a doctor referral, and is a legitimate form of identification.
After I get my Club Card, I will medicate every day.
by The Sweeper June 17, 2006
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club card flowers

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
by qac_3 November 5, 2010
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Clubcard Rape

When someone is using a self-checkout till at a supermarket you scan or swipe your clubcard/points-card before they can do theirs so that you get the points. There is no 'remove clubcard' button so once you've swiped they have no choice but to pay and you get the points.
*beep* "damn you just clubcard raped me and that beer was worth 300 points"
by jacksonliam August 14, 2011
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