A golfer that can't play with the same clubs for more than a month. He thinks the clubs make the player so he will desperately flaunt his hoeness and go from club to club to get the job done.
That hicksta is a real Club Hoe. He shot a 95 with those new Callaway clubs so a few days later he went all Titleist and shot a 99.
by itsOpeningDay February 10, 2017
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A female at the club that is grinding every male in the room, even if she doesn't know them. The Club Hoe may even begin taking some of her clothing off during a certain song. She will also only listen to club style music on the radio in her car, at home, at work, where club clothes, club make up, club ware, and even blab about the club on facebook.
Two Club Hoes kissed and grinded on a table in front of me while I was drinking with a friend.
by N0tZ1 July 21, 2011
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Used to describe under 21-year-old broke females at a club, whose sole intentions are to obtain drinks at no cost by club owners, staff, or patrons, many times in exchange for sexual favors, who coincidently insist on hanging around at a club well after last call.
Club Groupie Hoe: "I forgot my ID but I have a wristband??", "Oh this is on the house; I know (insert bar owner name here)."

So this chick's 18 just hanging out by the bar trying to attract attention just so she can score a free drink; what a club groupie hoe.
by Meemsta October 27, 2010
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