1. Pathetic excuse for an NFL franchise.

2. A team of NFL football players who suffer from "Superbowlphobia".
Guy one: "Hey, did you hear how the Cleveland Browns couldn't get into there own stadium last week?"
Guy two: "No. Why's that? Were they locked out?"
Guy one: "Oh no, someone just painted a goal line over the door."
by squrillyboy September 13, 2009
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A Cleveland Brown is a name given to a particular type of woman who like the team has a "great uniform but bad helmet", meaning her body is fantastic but she has a face made for radio.
Todd: Man am I having a bro-lemma. This bartender at The Fainting Goat pub is the ultimate Cleveland brown. Amazing legs, rich family, great turd cutter, but when she turns around. Bam ! That face just kills me with her summer teeth and mono-brow. And trouble is she keeps on asking me to take her home. I don't know what to do.

Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.

Todd: Yeah, you may be right.
by Paastastic7 June 25, 2013
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An insignificant team from the insignificant town of Cleveland, Ohio whose only tradition is losing. The fans think they are rivals with the Bengals and the Steelers. But their team is so god-awful that nobody even cares about them. Cincy is concerned with Pittsburgh, and Pittsburgh is concerned with Baltimore. What's a rivalry when you know who's going to lose? HINT: Cleveland
Browns Fan: "I love my Cleveland Browns, and I can't wait for the Steeler's game. I hate them!!!"

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Steelers Fan: "Haha, that's cute. When do we play the Ravens?"

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Browns Fan: "I hate the Bungles, lets go Browns."

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BengalsFan: "Fuck Shittsburgh!! Wait did you say something?"
by browns who? September 28, 2013
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A chick with a great body, but ugly face
That chick's a Cleveland Brown. She has a great uniform, but a bad helmet.
by Brother Franklin March 19, 2004
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Used to be one of, if not the best NFL teams in the old days of the NFL. Joining the Detroit Lions as the second team in league history to have a winless, 0-16 season, but still having some of the most diehard, loyal fans in NFL history, including me.
"The Cleveland Browns are so bad, the fans prepared a parade to celebrate their 0-16 season."
by RNB03 January 17, 2018
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1.) (n.) A very untalented football team.

2.) (v.) When someone/something is trying so hard, but fails miserably, causing them to loose faith in themselves, and their lives.
3.) (n.) Spanish slang term meaning "trash".
1.) Dak: "How'd ya'll do last night?"

Colin: " We were up 17-0 then lost in OT to the Jets."

Dak: "At least you didn't get shit on by ITT tech like the Cleveland Browns."
2.) He was running his 40 and then pulled a cleveland browns at the 35, tripped, face rubbed into the turf, then decided to drink the pennzoil sitting next to him.
3.) 'Aye essay! Your Cleveland Browns! I'll shoot you!
by Faupula_57 December 15, 2016
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