1. "I can't believe it I got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22." "WOW!"
2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."
2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."
by Jimmy Schmidts July 24, 2008
Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.
by Legener July 19, 2017
Similar to the Bostom Steamer with a slight twist. After the saran-wrap is applied to the face of the person, you then proceed with an upercut to the anus.
The girl received a "Boston Steam Cleaver at the Fraternity Party this weekend. Her face smelled like shit and she walked funny for a week.
by Jerry Jabs Anus October 8, 2009
When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.
by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 13, 2015
Find a some bitch with two working (or non working) legs. PLEASE NO AMPUTI BITCHES. Go to your nearest cattle rendering plant, and ask the head butcher what for his biggest Meat Cleaver (you'll need this for the two legged bitch you've found). Take the meat cleaver and cut off one of the bitches legs (don't worry about her running to the police... usually this won't happen, because you'll be able to stop that hopping bitch right in her track). Then lay her down and insert your penis in her gaping wound. The penis does not need to be erect... the heat from her injured wound will active your cock. Stick your hard cock in her wound and out her pussy hole. This makes her horny... you will hear lots of moaning and screaming. Continue inserting your penis in and out of her until you are finished. When you are done... chances are she will be too. She will be very tired let her contine to sleep it off.
by Dr. Chris R. March 26, 2005
by Boris Wong May 23, 2008
The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.
by Goldilox May 26, 2006