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A machine commenly used to pick up women, Slags and Prostitutes
Can not be controlled after gaining momentum
Runs purely on the Vaginas of young women, useualy inoccent young women
"Oh god shes walking like a cowboy after the Cleave Machine Gave her a Bouque"

"Ladys you better watch out... the Cleave Machines coming to get you"

"Are you a robot? No! im a Cleave Machine Baby!!!"
by Davey boy smith November 24, 2006
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