1. v. it. - to slowly become whiter and gayer every day, whilst annoying everyone you talk to

2. v. t. - to annoy the shit out of someone, possibly making them stupider and whiter by talking to them
1. Dude I heard andreas has been clarkying since last year.

2. Dude stop clarkying me! I can feel my intelligence dropping, and look! I just got paler!
by fethi March 7, 2005
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someone who is rediculously goofy. alternatively used by zookeepers as a nickname for the small birds that pick the poo kernals out of rhinosaurus's asses
i knew this guy who broke my may watch with a bb gun. what a clarky douchebag.
by stella_artois January 27, 2005
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A very very hippie-emo-human- no bullshit-non ignorant conservative vegetarian. The best person you will ever.
Dressed like a hobo and personally doesn't care. Loves her Doc Martins!

Takes no bullshit. If you want to loose your fingers just make her listen to rap.
Seriously.
Does not like pizza face.Walking Down William St. is a negative.
If you are a long hairred hippie...You're lucky it's what Clarkie's into.
"Hey Rob Pattinson, i just met this conservative vegetarian who hates rap!"
"No friggin way man! You Met Clarkie!"
"Hellsz Yea man!"
by ChinaBear December 24, 2008
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A ficticious drug from Brass Eye
"For the last time, I don't know what Clarky Can IS!"
"No, CAT!... Clarky CAT!... The stuff that you chew!"
by eViLegion January 25, 2005
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Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.
Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.
by andy mackay May 13, 2006
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Clarkie is the best she is nice cute and shy Clarkie will do anything to make you feel good she might not think she is cute but she is and she will never realize it if you find a Clarkie hold on to her because she will be there for you in and out
Clarkie is the best
by TheBubbleNugget January 24, 2020
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