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A quiet yet funny friend. Clarence’s poke/hit you when they pass by you. Likes to play Computer Games especially Dota. They’d spend up to thousands of money in online games alone. They are pro in Photoshop. A master of shanghai. He’d prefer a videochat than a meet up. When you meet a Clarence they’re actually easy to make friends with. Just be the first one to greet cause they’re usually shy at first.
Ask Clarence to edit your photo.

Clarence is playing dota for 10 hours now.

Don’t be such a Clarence!

King Clarence
by Zeyr August 08, 2019
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Historically, Clarence’s are unreliable friends.
Hey did you get your fantasy football trophy back from Clarence?

Nah he’s too lazy to deliver it.

Bummer. But that’s a typical Clarence for ya.
by Commissioner Goodell December 26, 2018
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A character from another universe, whose experiment went bad and he ended up with Big Lez on our Earth. Was gonna save the ophans but shit happened
Big Lez: "Fuck off Clarence ya fuckin potata head"
by @Mr_Tru_Blue August 29, 2019
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a collective noun for different types of beans, specifically the calm, collected, and caring varieties. best cooked into a warm, heart-melting stew.
I've got a lovely clarence of beans at home!
by floopyant September 15, 2020
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A Dumb looking bloke with a weirdly shaped head resembling a potato (similar to the big lez show Clarence). You can use the term also for the cunt you know who never adds any wanted information to a conversation known as putting in his 5 cents. Also is most likely gay or has extremely low standards. Usually no one gives a fuck what Clarence is saying. Bit of a paedophile.

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(possible Clarence): How messed was that footy game on the weekend.

(normal bloke): No one gives a fuck Clarence
by yeahnagoodson July 21, 2019
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