A ruggedly handsome individual that has swimable eyes and a sharp jawline. He also cannot dance to save his life and he cannot think for himself. The only cure is to find a friend companion with Aries or Picses as their astrological sign. His pride will hurt him in the end. He will be fit for a long lasting marrage with the person that can get past his many vices.
by Eatshit. May 10, 2014
Generally a two-faced faggot liar who says he will do something and blow it off. Only uses girls to his advantage because he has nothing going for him. Once a girl gets close they will run away because he's a piece of shit. It's easier to know a chris from distance because they will say just about anything but never back it up. Usually only a good friend, but not a good lover or relationship person. They will suck you dry for all your worth then shit on you in the end. You think you can trust a chris but you are only doing yourself harm. They are really doing some two-faced shit behind your back and you don't even know it.
-"Wow she was with him for two years?"
-"Yep and he was cheating on her the whole time"
-"And why does she feel bad"?
-"Because he's a chris"
-"Yep and he was cheating on her the whole time"
-"And why does she feel bad"?
-"Because he's a chris"
by BestGuyEverPeriod. July 1, 2012
“Chris kills people.”
by mvpoftheworld69 June 6, 2019
Chris has great hair
by &&@&&&&&1234 May 24, 2019
by The6788 March 18, 2019
The fucking devil. that’s it. He will fuck your shit up. Portrays himself as angelic until he gains your trust and eventually drags you into hell where you can’t get out of with a smile on his face. There’s literally nothing holy about this creature. Gets all the hoes too but also steals your girl. Puts on a fake facade to deceive everyone to thinking he’s the most amazing person on earth which will make it hard for you to expose him. Lowkey worships the devil. You see a person called Chris, RUN. 🤡
by Scared Christian December 2, 2019