Chorfing

The feeling of blue balls. Wanting to throw up, poo, and finish all at one time, but knowing that it will only lead to more suffering.
Dude, I was getting a fatty BJ yesterday, and the girl didn't finish me. I was chorfing for hours.
by Mr. Footlong March 30, 2011
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An acronym for "CHrist On a Rabbit Farm". Variation of "Christ on a popsicle stick" or "Christ on a rubber raft".
by Neffy August 19, 2003
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Chorf

A portmanteau of Chaos Dwarf used by Warhammer fantasy fans
Black orcs came about when the Chorfs wanted better orc slaves and unfortunately succeeded
by Gobhoddlin February 26, 2025
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Chorfing

The act of getting a cut or a wound and jerking off to completion then ejaculating semen into the wound.
Friend 1:"Ow dude I just scraped my knee."
Friend 2:"Hold on let's try chorfing."
by Reetbe July 15, 2024
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