wannabe chav slang. generally used by tenagers in edinburgh who have to put on scottish accents to look "cool". a word they invented to add to this alter ego is chorey, meaning to "steal". many arguments have sprouted since the formation of this word, as many non-ned-wannabe's still believe that the word chorey along with banter and wido should be banned from being spoken.
chav wannabe: ay I hink u pure choreed ma pure banterful fag ya wido
non chav wannabe: get a life and a vocabulary you sad-ass
Noun - Any forest, park, or woodlot where gay guys are known to meet up and make out in the bushes. Probably comes from the fact that Corey is an androgynous name (it can easily be a girl's name or a boy's name) or maybe from some peoples' outdated and mistaken impression that gay men are effeminate.
Guy #1 - "Let's just take a short cut through here!"
Guy #2 - "Hey, I'm STRAIGHT! - No way I'm going anywhere NEAR Corey Woods!!"
A magical, mythical place - a wonderful Enchanted Forest for gay males, young & old. It's a place where the sheer joy of men hugging & kissing & boning each other takes precedence above all else. A true gay paradise, existing only in the minds of those select individuals who know about such things.
"I dreamed I went to CoreyWoods last night. It's like a non-stop Pride Parade there, honey!"
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"