Chineseum is the cheapest and most versatile element on the periodic table. It's often used in cloning modern electronics so that affordable variations are available to the general population. Most of the Chineseum in the known universe can be found in China on Earth.
Atomic Symbol: Ch
Atomic Number: 28.5
Atomic Symbol: Ch
Atomic Number: 28.5
"I didn't want to spend $600 on a new iPad Pro, so I ordered a qPad from China. It's made from 100% pure Chineseum."
by detectivedavidhoffman April 01, 2017
Guy who likes to stand next to other people at public urinals. He will pick the urinal right next to you, even if others are open. Or if there's no one at the urinals, he'll pick the middle one in hopes someone will be forced to stand next to him.
by detectivedavidhoffman October 18, 2023
Fear of being thought of as a simp, or of any behavior that may remotely be interpreted as simp-like, which often leads to strong criticism of any guy who shows kindness, shows attraction, or expresses sexual interest. Guys with simpphobia are generally young and insecure, overcompensating in an attempt to hide any trait they may think will be seen as a weakness in the eyes of their peers.
All James said was she was attractive, and Trevor went total douche-canoe on him, calling him a simp.
Yeah, Trevor still thinks negging girls and acting like a cockwaffle is alpha. He also still uses the word alpha. Total case of simpphobia.
Yeah, Trevor still thinks negging girls and acting like a cockwaffle is alpha. He also still uses the word alpha. Total case of simpphobia.
by detectivedavidhoffman August 03, 2024