Chickflation 

A phenomenon related to inflation, whereupon seeing a specific hot girl for the first time causes you to overrate how attractive she is but upon closer inspection you realize that the 10 is really an 8.5 due to that weird smile or other flaw which detracts from how attractive she is.
This does not mean she isn't hot, merely not as hot as you first thought

Guy 1: *Sees Kate Upton in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition* Dude Kate Upton is SO hot, she's got to be a 10.
Guy 2: Not really, that's just chickflation, look closer, she has no ass and a weird midsection. She's an 8.5 at best
Guy 1: Oh crap, you're right. I'd still tap that though
Guy 2: Who wouldn't?

Chickflation by asffds;jkl;ker September 19, 2013

Chickflation 

The phenomenon where average looking chicks are getting increasingly unrealistic attention from men because the latter have grown desperate.

Man, this chickflation has made those girls down the block more egoistic.

Chickflation by utopianrealist October 21, 2023

Premature Clickulation 

When you fast forward through the commercial on your DVR and stop short before the commercial is finished in anticipation of the commercial being over.

I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.

When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!

Premature Clickulation by llenzini28 December 7, 2010

cockflation 

See Dragoneer. Subset Scooter.

Dragoneer gives Scooter a massive dose of his Cockflation.

cockflation by Scooter M. September 5, 2008

chickuation

Used by males to define one's situation or status with the opposite sex.

So bro, what's your chickuation?

chickuation by Lebruf May 25, 2007

Chickfilatio

The act of one man giving another man a blowjob on a fast food chain's property.

My boyfriend performed chickfilatio on me in a Micky D's parking lot last night.

Chickfilatio by SMTWTFSK August 3, 2012

chickfilationship 

A relationship in which two people meet each other by working together at Chickfila and start dating/get married.

I met my husband working at Chickfila and now we have a Chickfilationship for life!

chickfilationship by Babbaguddu! May 23, 2020