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Chickflation

A phenomenon related to inflation, whereupon seeing a specific hot girl for the first time causes you to overrate how attractive she is but upon closer inspection you realize that the 10 is really an 8.5 due to that weird smile or other flaw which detracts from how attractive she is.
This does not mean she isn't hot, merely not as hot as you first thought
Guy 1: *Sees Kate Upton in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition* Dude Kate Upton is SO hot, she's got to be a 10.
Guy 2: Not really, that's just chickflation, look closer, she has no ass and a weird midsection. She's an 8.5 at best
Guy 1: Oh crap, you're right. I'd still tap that though
Guy 2: Who wouldn't?
by asffds;jkl;ker September 19, 2013
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Chickflation

The phenomenon where average looking chicks are getting increasingly unrealistic attention from men because the latter have grown desperate.
Man, this chickflation has made those girls down the block more egoistic.
by utopianrealist October 21, 2023
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Premature Clickulation

When you fast forward through the commercial on your DVR and stop short before the commercial is finished in anticipation of the commercial being over.
I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.

When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
by llenzini28 December 7, 2010
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cockflation

See Dragoneer. Subset Scooter.
Dragoneer gives Scooter a massive dose of his Cockflation.
by Scooter M. September 5, 2008
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chickuation

Used by males to define one's situation or status with the opposite sex.
So bro, what's your chickuation?
by Lebruf May 25, 2007
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Chickfilatio

The act of one man giving another man a blowjob on a fast food chain's property.
My boyfriend performed chickfilatio on me in a Micky D's parking lot last night.
by SMTWTFSK August 3, 2012
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chickfilationship

A relationship in which two people meet each other by working together at Chickfila and start dating/get married.
I met my husband working at Chickfila and now we have a Chickfilationship for life!
by Babbaguddu! May 23, 2020
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