old school Chicago Italian 

You know it when you see it.

Peanut gallery: "Look at that guy sitting in the old rickety lawn chair, wearing a V-neck undershirt, tan chinos, and sunglasses, while reading the newspaper and smoking a stubby cigar. Looks like he takes very good care of his vegetable garden, and his grandkids appear to respect the hell out of him. He's old school Chicago Italian. Oh, damn: His wife just handed him a deli sandwich from Alpine Imports and a can of Old Style! Let's get the hell out of here before he kicks our asses!"

Italian guy: "You steppa on my grass, I breaka you face!"

old school Chicago Italian by Dino Bravo June 3, 2011

Saint Patrick’s High School (Chicago)

An all-boys college preparatory Catholic high school located in the Belmont-Cragin neighborhood on the northwest side of Chicago, Illinois.

Parents of this school like to sit with underage children.

Brandon Adorno, number 24 on Saint Patrick’s High School (Chicago) Basketball Team, mommy likes to talk with underage children and flip them off.

Saint Patrick’s High School (Chicago) by Fhsjagsvrh March 7, 2022

marist high school chicago 

a school for a bunch of pussy faggots that think their hot shit because they go to a school with girls. they act like they are beasts and that they slay pussy when they are all faggots that never get girls because they are all creatures.

woah, the marist high school chicago kid thinks he is going to get pussy from that chick, but we all know that he is just a faggot that will get shit on.

marist high school chicago by coloma August 4, 2017

latin school of chicago 

A private school in Lincoln Park for privileged Chicagoans that advertises on the back of buses. Nancy Reagan went there, and her husband is responsible for the War on Drugs.

Her: I go to the Latin School of Chicago.
Me: I don't recall asking.

latin school of chicago by BigAudioDynamite December 13, 2020

chicago academy high school 

ok so this a poor ass school. that has alot of fights.

Yo, dude look at that girl! she looks like one of those C.A.H.S. aka Chicago Academy High School gurls.

chicago academy high school by Some nobody October 3, 2007

Chicago agriculture high school 

A school full of weird bitches drug addicts and mentally Ill teenagers and all they talk about is sex.

This school is worse than Chicago agriculture high schools football team

Chicago agriculture high school by Bad bitch avenue November 4, 2021

School of the Art Institute of chicago 

School of the Art Institute of Chicago is an art school in Chicago where everyone is 5 inches taller than their actual height because they are all required to wear chunky filas, otherwise they will be guillotined by a giant exacto knife.

person 1: Omg the School of the Art Institute of Chicago is so awesome for spending the entire student life budget on buying chunky filas for their students!
person 2: Oops, this is so awkward, I actually bought these myself. They only cost $500 at Village Discount!

School of the Art Institute of chicago by NOTATHERAPIST February 2, 2020