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Chelsea Handler

The least funny person on planet Earth who should die.
Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.
Chelsea Handler by ieatmarshmallows December 19, 2010

Chelsea Handler

quite possibly the funniest woman to ever walk the earth. has hysterical television shows, with even a MORE hysterical nack for writing about her life. Whether is a book dedicated to all of her one night stands, or a book about her drunk and wild antics with her and her friends, chelsea handler is a legend.
Whoa that joke you told was TOTALLY chelsea handler!!!
Chelsea Handler by missmk420 October 20, 2008

Chelsea Handler Syndrome 

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.
X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

Chelsea Handler Syndrome 

Also known as CHS

A condition in which you've watched so much 'Chelsea Lately' or 'The Chelsea Handler Show' that you've come to talk, look, and move your body like her. You say things like 'shadoobie', 'pikachu', and 'little nugget', all while trashing Britney Spears. When you say things that you got from Chelsea, some people (recognizing your reference) will say "OKAY, Chelsea Handler" But as an addict, you find it complimenting.
Girl - "HELLO. I'm Kari Mackenzie, watch as I go DEEEEEEEP inside my halloween candy."
Sister - "OKAY, Chelsea Handler"
Girl - "Not my fault, I have Chelsea Handler Syndrome"
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026