Chavmas 

A yearly celebration of the birth of Santa and the dressing of all children in Burberry and drinking of much Thunderbird and Lambrini. It is a wicked time of year, a time for TV and giving bling and blowing your bonus on getting smashed on Wife Beater and getting into a ruck with local scallies. This usually starts in August and finishes in February.

"Merry Chavmas everyone!"

"What you doing for Chavmas Kev?"
"Dunno Barry but I love Chavmas, what you doin for Chavmas?"
"Mostly getting minging, mostly!"

Chavmas by Badboy Bryson December 15, 2004

Chavmas 

Pre Christmas period celebrated by Chavs in November.
Usually involves spending your entire job seekers allowance on poundland decorations. Putting your tree up far too early and putting trampy lights all over the front of your house.

I see it's the 26th November and Anna has her Christmas Tree up...
Yes, she celebrating Chavmas

Chavmas by Slickers74 November 23, 2010

Chavmas 

The spectacle that is the regalia adorning houses at Christmas.
A compound of Christmas and Chav
It mostly consists of lights and occasionally moving objects, waving santas, reindeer etc.
Mostly seen in the suburbs of Romford such as Gidea Park, Upminster and Chadwell Heath

Look at all those fucking flashing lights, it must be chavmus

Chavmas by imac hunt May 13, 2005

chadmas 

it is similar to a well known holiday known as Christmas but its where Chad gets everything and not Chris, therefore we re-named the holiday to Chadmas. It is one of the best holidays known to people of T-Town.

Guy 1: "Hey Monkey, what are you asking for for Christmas?"
Guy 2: "What do you mean Christmas, do you mean Chadmas?"
Guy 1: "Yeah Chadmas"
Guy 2: "I axed Dr. for that new iPhone 5S I been trying to get my monkey paws on"
Guy 1: "Oh, Merry Chadmas!"

chadmas by seanetworkz November 9, 2013

chavmance

Intimate relationship between 2 chavs typically embroiled in scandal and highly likely to be featured on the Jeremy Kyle show arguing about infidelity, paternity, abuse, drugs, alcohol, work or money.

Those two are as bad as each other. He's a workshy pisshead and she's having his brother's baby. It's a real chavmance.

chavmance by vski April 21, 2013

Chavrästerdam 

Duuven (Mythical language of the mythical people of Duuve Island, who later settled across North America: literally "City of the Harvester," it is another word for Winnipeg (capital of Manitoba, Canada). Thought up by ARF 34, an unusual person from that city.

I am from Chavrästerdam, Chavrästerania (Manitoba). It is my hometown. It is cold in winter in Chavrästerdam. Chavrästerdam women are very beautiful.

Chavrästerdam by Adam Smith (Arf 34) December 24, 2004

chavtastic 

Type of sad person that knows nothing about cars.

Usually finds underage girls attractive and boasts about his underage conquests.

Causes agruments whenever possible.

Has no sense of taste or decency

He's having a chavtastic moment!!

chavtastic by Ben 'Nemesis' Martin January 10, 2008