Chargers Fan

A Chargers Fan is quite similar to being a Padres fan: you just gotta have faith. Whether they're 4-12, or 12-4, the real chargers fans say "The Chargers are going all the way this year." For a true Chargers Fan, every team is a fairweather team. While of course a love for the Chargers is a must, the other essential quality that a Chargers Fan must have is hate. Yes, that's right hate. Hate for one team, one city above all others...the Oakland Raiders. While L.A. is slightly in there cause it's always those fuckers that we get into drunken fights with at the games, a Chargers Fan cultivates and grooms his hate for raiders, much the same way a gardner does a rose bush. There is nothing better in the world to a Chargers than a Sunday where the Raiders lose and the Chargers win....on days like this we look up into our sunny sky and thank God we live in San Diego.

"So how 'bout them Chargers huh?!"
"Chargers fucking suck, fuck em."
"Dude, Chargers are gonna do it this year."
"Why the fuck is everyone I know a Chargers Fan?"
"Uh...cause they rock?! GO BOLTS BABY!!!"

Chargers Fan by Jason Ault October 11, 2005

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Chargers Fan

Usually a good person, knows their priorities and knows that respecting The Broncos, Chiefs, and Raiders would be stupid because they are poorly run franchises that the chargers beat 3 weeks in a row. Many Charger Fans also watched Jake Plummer throw 4 interceptions in one game against the Chargers in week 13. In a game the Chargers won, and the Denver Broncos LOST. Because all they do is trade away good players and cut block.

-"Did you see the Charger/ Bronco game during week 13?"
-"Yeah! Jake Plummer threw 4 Interceptions, and the Broncos fell to 2 games behind the FIRST PLACE CHARGERS"

Chargers Fan by Broncos Suck December 14, 2004

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Chargers Fan

Bitch ass fans...get ya ass beat when u try to come to the Black Hole...or anywhere in the coliseum. Take it up the butt and get stabbed at your own games. Scary as hell...talk shit and run...the ladies really want a Raider fan...never are happy to watch football in January (No SuperBowl Victories) Dont know how to tailgate...Hate us cuz they aint us (RAIDERS) Might as well stay at the beach....

Chargers Fans are always depressed SuperBowl Sunday.

I slept with a Charger Fan....and It was depressing.

The only thing good about a Charger Fan is Kendra... but come game time Fuck her too.

On behalf of the Raider Nation...Raider Tingle sais,"Fuck All Chargers Fans."

Chargers Fan by Raider Tingle February 1, 2008

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Chargers Fan

a rare yet obnoxious breed. Ones that think because they beat the ain'ts they can beat anyone. They also tend to use low blows such as, "Broncos suck.Bailey sucks. Plummer sucks. Shanahan's a queer." However, do not be dismayed because in Week 13 they will be taught the lesson of a lifetime. Dont talk the talk if you can't walk the walk!

The Chargers Fan went apeshit over his team winning against the Saints. Little does the Chargers Fan know that the Saints are not a good team.

Chargers Fan by Matt November 18, 2004

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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