channel 1

A form of propaganda used in public schools. It is basically 15 minutes of military and anti-drug commercials with 1 or two minutes of biased 'news' in between.

Channel 1: JOIN THE NAVY!

Students:(in unison) Yes, master.

Channel 1: IF YOU SMOKE WEED ONCE YOU WILL DIE!!!

Students:(in unison, again) Yes, master.

Channel 1: BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Students:(in unison) Yes, he is, isn't he?

Me:(destroys TV with bat.) FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS DAMMIT!

Students:(Unison) BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Me:FUUUUUUCCCK!

by trevor the greatest lover in the world December 14, 2008

channel 1

15 minute period in the morning before school starts in which students choose to either sleep or do their homework from the previous night rather than listen to the useless news.

"yo did you do your math homework?"
"no, ill do it during channel 1"

by teewoodey23 October 13, 2011

channel 1

A show usually hosted by one incredibly hot girl and one humongous tool bag.

That gay black guy <- huge tool

by Deahenle November 2, 2004

TheOfficialFNG’s Formula 1 channel

A place where very deluded people go and speak about Formula 1

I think Max Verstappen is a War Criminal
TheOfficialFNG’s Formula 1 channel is so fucking deluded

by mastorpaldonado September 13, 2021

channel 104.9

In the California, San Francisco, and San Jose Bay Area, this was a great alternative rock radio station. It always played music. No talk; just music, and the DJ's were amazing.
Now, however, it is gone, and has since been replaced by "la romantica," a Spanish station featuring romantic songs in Spanish.

It's such a shame that great stations such as channel 104.9 are being replaced with radio stations that few can really understand (and those who can will usually be seen listening to something else)

by You want to know who wrote this that badly? May 30, 2006

Channel 131

Channel 131 is a website that downloads tv shows and movies so we can watch them, the quality is sometimes not very good, but its better then nothing~ ;)

they have about 60 popular tv shows and more then 100 movies~

Awsum me~ Hey have you seen the vampire diaries on channel 131 yet??

Idiot~ what do you mean channel 131.. they dont show the vampire diaries...
Epic me~ its a website ¬_¬ idiot.
Idiot~ ah. okay, i shall now go check it out ;)

by Myleen~ November 10, 2010

Channel 13

the channel Dad doesn't want us to watch because it has Jerry Springer, Jenny Jones, and the Maury Show.

I watched Channel 13 last night and Dad never knew a thing.

by kwang July 18, 2003