CHAIDS

Cheese AIDS

"I better stop easting all these Polly-O Cheese Sticks before I end up with CHAIDS"

by Lou_Dogg June 27, 2019

chaid

A penis with no head.

When your ex-girlfriend get's mad at you, and chops off the only part of your penis that's worth having.

"YOU CHEATED ON ME! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CHAID"

by G+AYAEGKASFG December 11, 2007

Chaid

When you're really high and your eyes are super chinked.

Dude i smoked three joints im so chaid

by d-nizzle & r-wad November 12, 2010

Chaides

a very bad STD caused by licking dity grimy teeth! or by eating a banana's skin put in the vagina

chaides aids

by emonekey555 July 24, 2011

Chaids

A disease one acquires from having sexual intercourse on the floor of the fraternity basement while being watched by a brother. Once the disease is acquired, it cannot be cured and all offspring will also suffer from chaids.

Dude 1: where’d you go with that girl last night?

Dude 2: we went in the basement and fucked on the floor.

Dude 1: holy shit, you have chaids.

by asseatinszn69 October 25, 2019