Cello's Mom 

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Cello's Mom by Rootbeer March 15, 2005

Cello Swag

Someone who plays the cello who just radiates swag.

Look at that kid, he has so much cello swag.
That kid is so talented there is so much cello swag in his music.
You should turn off your cello swag before all the girls faint.
The autobots have cello swag.

Cello Swag by ViolaSwag November 23, 2011

Cello Slut 

A girl who will do anything for a guy who plays the cello.

Steve plays the cello to get lindsey coolidge, a cello slut, to let him touch her breast.

Cello Slut by redemption99 June 26, 2009

cello scrotum

A skin condition caused by vibrations from a cello to the player's scrotum, analogous to guitarist's nipple. Irritating, but not a big deal.

After practicing that concerto all day, I got a serious case of cello scrotum.

cello scrotum by mrzarch January 30, 2009

Cello Slut 

A really hot, slutty girl that can be found in almost any Middle School Or High School Orchestra.

Kid1:"Ahh man! Did you see Lyndi? She's such a Cello slut!"

Kid2:"I know! She can Rosin my Bow any day of the week!"

Cello Slut by John Ivory March 14, 2009

Cell's Bois

Cell's Bois is a massive impenidation of incramation and depicatitatingness of a deprecatitaviation wordings.

Cell's Bois is a Boi's Cell

Cell's Bois by Semperitationary December 22, 2018

riley's cell

a ghetto none-flipping cell phone made my nokia and says cingular on it still even though its now known as at&t

riley's cell phone is like
a cell phone that a lonely old lady with a lot of cats would have

riley's cell by riley:) February 27, 2009